The Imperial Mexican States of Southeastern Americana is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Empress Isabella I with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.016 billion Mexicans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexico-Tenochtitlan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Mexican economy, worth 453 trillion Mexican Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 75,444 Mexican Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

An enormous health awareness programme is underway, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, and rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Southeastern Americana's national animal is the Eagle and its national religion is Catholic.

Southeastern Americana is ranked 100,255^th in the world and 28^th in Council of Nations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 228.61 on the Clooney Contribution Index.